wise man once said, “All music is shit to God.”
Crossfade is not that wise, but we have to agree. And let’s face facts, humanity: Ever since we all got kicked out of the Garden of Eden, music has sucked.
You wanna know why? ‘Cause everyone knows the freer you are, the hotter your jams. But thanks to The Book of Genesis, Man is too embarrassed to be naked.
Which is exactly why animals rock so much harder than us. See the cut for Crossfade’s top five totally hardcore musical animals.
Source: Miami New Times